Espy

When
I
Walked
Into this
Room, every eye
Did espy, but not despise me
If I am God's gift to women, then why do they run
The opposite direction from me as fast as they can? Know what you're missing, Ladies?

(C) 2017 David W. Palmer

Yes, my friends, this was certainly tongue in cheek.  And I think that every lady would answer that final question with two words:  TOO WELL